Shotgun is the word, it's only respectable
Other types of weapons are not acceptable
Don't call it too early, make sure that the deed's done
Battle for the front seat, there can only be one
Owner of the vehicle or partners get first choice
Automatic shotgun beats anybody's voice
Pressure is pumping for the door to open
Balk the motherf*cker and your heart is broken
I call shotgun
Don't open your mouth if you're not wearing shoes
It's the smallest margin between win and lose
A convenient option is a slip-on sandal
As long as they don't beat you to get hand on handle
Memorise the rules, don't let 'em escape ya
Don't sit around like a big old gaper
When you're outside you need to see the car first
Follow these rules and you'll be rollin' like Fred Durst