If you don't feel like going out, well let me change your mind
There's a party happening down the road if you are so inclined
I'll give you information that will make the answer clear
Quit playing World of Warcraft, come with me, there is free beer
So do not underestimate this opportunity
It may not be the finest beer, but it's very f*ckin' free
So set a course for happiness, we'd better get there fast
'Cause scavengers are plentiful, we know this chance won't last
There is free beer!