Hello please come in through the door
You must've heard the news, I'm sure
We're not dead, but we're very poor
That's why we're drinking on the floor
That's why we're drinking on the floor
That's why we're drinking on the floor
Where to from here, I'm not so sure
For now we're drinking on the floor
We thought we'd try a game of blackjack
And lost it all on our first crack
Spun the big wheel, put the rest on black
And now it's never coming back
Pass me the goon sack, I'll chug the lot
No chairs, just four walls and a door
Sold them so we could drink some more
And soon our bums will all be sore
From all this drinking on the floor
From all this drinking on the floor
From all this drinking on the floor
Where to from here, I'm not so sure
For now we're drinking on the floor