WRITTEN BY: Brodecai
BUTCH HARTMAN!
VERSUS!
SETH MACFARLANE!
BEGIN!
Well it seems today and all you see, this stupid piece of shit on my screen
Excuse me, you should've read Da Rules that I don't do rap commissions for free
Wait you're Seth MacFarlene, who made the Cavalcade of animated atrocities
Those films been Groening into the grave; now everybody do the monkey with me
A million ways to die in the west? *Poof* that's just a flash in a pan
You're getting kissed by your sister, man; OH DEAR GOD YOUR SISTER MAN!
Leaving Nickelodeon for YouTube, to share my values on The Noog
You wouldn't be rerunning after season 2, since Fox already canceled you
Hartman is an average man that no-one understands (What?)
My show keeps rerunning, while your stuck in season 10 (Yeah that doesn't work)
Butch, Are you feeling a little Vegan? you should phase the Drake out of Taco Bell
You know what really grinds my gears? Stewie watching VeggieTales
Trying to make a Kickstart then stealing people's art; that's not fundraising, you biblical thief
From the Trojan Horseshit of religious beliefs, I'd bet you got those from Harvey Weinstein
Didn't you make a joke about 9/11 too? Bitch, I survived; What's new Scooby-Doo?
Reacting your own show like you're Suzy Lou as the full self-deprecating sold out douche
Listen up Johnny Mcfarley, go make a failed reboot then come back and talk to me
You quit writing Family Guy to save face from stirring another controversy
You're hypocritical individual to leave celebrities upset
The reason you made unfunny showtunes because The Simpsons haven't done it yet!
It's got to be hard for you to do a roast, when your Orville of Comedy is bad
Unlike me, you lack more value at being Cleveland's American Dad
I'm the man who created your childhood and I am still thriving
Holy Pruis Baby Jesus take the wheel, final destination is the life of Brian
Bravo Studwell, nice diss; good to know that you draw worse than you fight, man
Moral Oaxis is ripped; it's been diagnosed by your bullshit, Hartman
Denying the refunds of your Hart-fans; so you quit Nick to be a cultist
You weren't acting all so T.U.F.F, when Twitter told you to pay your artist (ooooo)
Giving the speech of your faithful healings, doesn't excuse your polemic bubble
The Wish-o-logy of criticisms; Jimmy Timmy Power Struggle
Put the Giggity Giggity in my victory, you can't demonetize me Butch
When everything's better with a bag o'weed, I don't ruin childhoods (heheheh)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
STICK AROUND FOR ANOTHER
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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