The Broadway Twisters - TV Times Lyrics

David Fisher met a hitcher as he drove a body home
Subject to a crack attack
He was gay and on his own
He drank gasoline and sucked a gun
And how we prayed he'd make it out alive
Six Feet Under made you think when everybody dies in season five

Moltisanti was a wise guy who was with the N.J crew
His girl got mixed up with the Feds
He asked Tony what to do
They took her for a ride
God only knew what she knows
Moltisanti bought it too - in season six of The Sopranos

Shane went out like Hitler when he Magna'd his kin
He was a good old boy from way down south until he fell in
With Mackey and his strike team
His T's we're crossed, his fate was sealed
Shane went out like Hitler in the seventh season of The Shield

Give me T.V times and fictional crimes
Dramatic irony and all those non existent lives
Who needs a life when you've got Sky
Who really needs what's really real?
Give me T.V times so I don't have to really feel