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Me and Champagne Tony at the bar of the Hotel Mirage
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Drinking Alexander's and basically giving it large
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The Devil got inside and said "You could really use a massage."
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One was a giant and the other didn't have any shoes
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One loved Usher but she really hated rhythm and Blues
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They both had a story but they didn't really got any news
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We took a leather elevator to the top of the Hard Rock Hotel
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Tipped the concierge, he was a Texan by the name of Patel
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They'd never done a limey - goes to show that you never can tell
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They were sugar-spun, silicon, Oregon girls off the block
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Tony's was a looker but she couldn't keep her eye off the clock
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I left a crime scene in the bathroom - I guess the maid's gonna be in for a shock
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