The Broadway Twisters - Any Dope Can Pull a Gun Lyrics

They call him Automatic Jack, but his real name is Cyril
Walks like a killer but he runs like a squirrel
Gives it like a Thompson and you can't stop him yakkin'
Only got his balls for the pistol he be packin'

But

Any dope can pull a gun
Just so long as he got one
Take a brother down for a place in the sun?
Any dope can pull a gun

Wayne 'Trigger' King was a legendary farce
Had to leave the smoke 'cos his dad was a grass
Came into the room for some Rizla and baccy
Beretta down in the back of his trackie's

But

Any dope can pull a gun
Just so long as he got one
Take a brother down for a place in the sun?
Any dope can pull a gun

To have or to hold?
But you should be asking what?!
When you pick up a piece, you deserve to get shot
Rapper, cop, soldier, gangster or thief?
No one gives a damn whether you got a beef

Cos

Any dope can pull a gun
Just so long as he got one
Take a brother down for a place in the sun?
Any dope can pull a gun