Well... Lucifer and Jesus took the night off
And wound up at the 12 Bar down on old Denmark Street
They put money on the counter, said hey make the music louder
There's girl up on that bandstand we're both dying to meet
Standing tall and pale beneath a dim blue light
Was a girl behind a black veil with a Gretsch guitar
Her songs were torn and broken, her delivery gin-soaken
And after every song she sucked a Cuban cigar
Well J.C said to Louie, get the hell on out my face
Dad knows I saw her first so you be gettin' off her case
Lucifer went barmy, so he raised his evil army
Holy war ensued and laid the universe to waste
But in the end it all came down to just them two
Kickin' and a gougin' in that Soho joint
Jesus fell defeated but he pulled a blade and cheated
Then knew that devil ragged to accelerate his point
From Lucifer's red belly was a hellcat spawned
After six hundred and sixty-six long days stood and fell
She lit up that big cigar
Hit a chord on that old guitar
Then pulled a thirty-eight and blew both daddies all to hell