It should be a holiday
Cuz I don't feel like doing shit
It should be a holiday
Right now I just wanna quit
It should be a holiday
I'm not really feeling this
It should be a holiday
But it ain't
So I row
Just row
F*ck the waves and row
Just row
I'm a major showboat
Seas been getting choppy
Went overboard and lost me
But that has only taught me
To row like it's saving my life
More than just a hobby
Does anybody copy
My execution sloppy
But reps will make it champion like
It should be a holiday
Cuz I don't feel like doing shit
It should be a holiday
Right now I just wanna quit
It should be a holiday
I'm not really feeling this
It should be a holiday
But it ain't
So I row
Just row
F*ck the waves and row
Just row
I'm a major showboat
The rowing exercise my demons
Building up my legions
Full armada with my heathens
We Ben-hur right in the fight
And I got too many lesions
From far too many seasons
But I'm pledging my allegiance
To keep the shoreline in my sight
It should be a holiday
Cuz I don't feel like doing shit
It should be a holiday
Right now I just wanna quit
It should be a holiday
I'm not really feeling this
It should be a holiday
But it ain't
So I row
Just row
F*ck the waves and row
Just row
I'm a major showboat
Row row row
(row row row)
Row row row
(row row row)
Row row row
(row row row)
Row like
It's your last night
(last night)
Row row row
(row row row)
Row row row
(row row row)
Row row row
(row row row)
Row like
You got the dynamite
(dynamite)