MEN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO FIGURE '''EM OUT YEAH, ME TOO NEVER COULD TELL YOU WHAT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT WHY THEY SAY WHAT THEY SAY AND DO WHAT THEY DO LIKE IT WAS SOME BIG MYSTERY I'VE BEEN LOOKING AROUND FOR CLUES WHEN THE ANSWER WAS RIGHT THERE UNDER MY FEET MEN ARE A LOT LIKE SHOES CHORUS: YOU GOT YOUR SNEAKERS AND YOUR LOAFERS AND YOUR LOW DOWN HEELS SOME MAKE YOU FEEL TEN FEET TALL YOU GOT YOUR OLD FAVOURITE KEEPER AND YOUR OLD COMFORTABLE KIND AND THE KIND YOU LEAVE OUT IN THE HALL SOMETIMES YOU HATE EM AND SOMETIMES YOU LOVE'EM BUT A GIRL CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY OF 'EM SHOES MEN ARE A LOT LIKE SHOES CATCH YOUR EYE AND YOU CAN'T RESIST SO YOU DON'T YOU HOLD ON TO SOME YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX BUT YOU HAVEN'T YET SO YOU PROBABLY WON'T AND OLD CINDERELLA, SHE SURE WAS HIP SHE MADE HER OWN DREAMS COME TRUE SAID YOU JUST GOTTA FIND THE PERFECT FIT '''CAUSE MEN ARE A LOT LIKE SHOES CHORUS YEAH YOU SOMETIMES YOU HATE '''EM AND SOMETIMES YOU LOVE '''EM BUT A GIRL CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY OF '''EM SHOES MEN ARE A LOT LIKE SHOES MEN ARE A LOT LIKE SHOES SOME YOU JUST GOTTA WEAR IN AND SOME YOU JUST PLAIN WEAR OUT SOME OF THEM FIT JUST RIGHT AND SOME ARE A LITTLE TOO TIGHT MEN ARE A LOT LIKE SHOES