I came to yesterday
The doctors said
It's amazing, incredible
Do you know where you are?
Son, can you tell us your name?
Heart monitors keep time
Respirators hum their tune
You could almost judge the minutes and hours based
On the epic beard I grew
My chart is labeled "John Doe"
They found me three years ago
Cold, naked, and all alone
Just vultures circling above me
Yet I was saved
Brought here and left unclaimed
Forgive me for being confused
I've got some questions of my own
And I don't want to nitpick
But it's not right that you
Left me here plugged in
As my muscles atrophied
I'm stuck in a nightmare
That seems to never end
You people don't know who I am
The papers just call me Comaman
Now I'm knocking at our door
How things have changed
For instance the mailbox
Doesn't seem to feature my last name anymore
I see you through the window
A surprised look on your face
That must be why
You've taken solace
In the arms of my best friend, Greg
And I don't want to nitpick
But it's not right that you
Left me there plugged in
As my muscles atrophied
You're out and about
Mingling with new friends
Why do my children call him Dad?
And just refer to me as Comaman
Did you know?
Did you leave me there to waste away?
So you could start your new life
And I don't want to nitpick
But it's not right that you
Left me there plugged in
No I don't want to nitpick
But it's not right that you
Left me there plugged in
As my muscles atrophied
Your plan to replace me sets in
Its enough to drive a person mad
I oversleep a few years
Wake when I can
And all that's left of me is Comaman