[ Featuring Bruce Hornsby, yMusic ]
Got webbed feet, rubber bill
Fat-ass tail, furry chill
Dark purple-green colored fur
I'll stick that ass with my poison spur
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Saw Crash Bandicoot on the road today
Cousin Knuckles the Echidna cross the way
Huh huh Huh-huh-huh
I am the platypus- wow
I am the platypus, no animus waa wow- wow
(Not pusillanimous)
I'm aglow, why no one knows
I'm not sure myself
I fluoresce, I shine
Biofluoresce so bright
I am, I am the platypus
Two-shot watamus, two- shot cannabis
Part human, part bird
Part beaver, reptile nerd
I'm weird just like you
Let's exult in greens and blues
I am the platypus
I am the platypus
I emit light, only for you
I'm so strange just, just like you too
I'm part human and some parts duck
I light up the world, only for you
