Oh, when I'm gray and old, will she still be by my side
Oh, if we go our own ways, will she still call up my line
Tomorrow's never promised, so I'll hang on to today
Just stay a moment, I've got so much left to say
I wish my magic eight ball could show me the future
Yes or no, or maybe so
I ask it like a loser
Loser, loser, loser
Loser, loser, loser
How are my parents? Are they living there with me
Are there any friends you care about that you frequently see
Did you ever give a ring to that girl you're living with
Oh, I really hope you did, cause all you talked about was kids
I wish my magic eight ball could show me the future
Yes or no, or maybe so
I ask it like a loser
Loser, loser, loser
Loser, loser, loser
Or did you get caught up in drugs and sex and madness
Are you caught up in chasing dreams and skipping classes
Tomorrow's never promised, so I'll hang on to today
Just stay a moment, I've got so much left to say
I wish my magic eight ball could show me the future
Yes or no, or maybe so
I ask it like a loser
Loser, loser, loser
Like a loser
Loser, loser, loser
Like a loser
Loser, loser, loser
Like a loser
Loser, loser, loser
Loser, loser, loser
Loser, loser, loser
Like a loser