BrainRot - I Had to Go to School Lyrics

Chocolate cake is falling down the stairs
Mom and dad are settling the affair
On my birthday no less
I think dad had a bit too much to drink
As he took his clothes off and climbed in the sink
Like a giant hairy baby
He was asking if I'd maybe
Wash his back
But I said no
Because I really had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go to school again
Mom was yelling at
Some Walmart cashier
I was feeling kind of bad
And we can't come back here
She drug me to the car
And I threw a fit
Where is my sticker?
But her cig was already lit
And I had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go to school again
Maybe one day
I think they
Will get along
But I doubt that
My dad's back
Will ever get washed
Since I had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go
I had to go to school again
Mom was yelling at
Some Walmart cashier