Do you have hemorrhoids
Oh yeah
And it's a real struggle
Don't fear no more
Uh
Thanks to cream cream
The cream de la cream
All for you butt
And for your beautiful hemorrhoids
That's right
You need to be friends with your hemorrhoids right
Yes
Yes
Let's all be friends with our hemorrhoids
With cream cream
Thank you
Ugh
Stupid ads
They don't know me
I don't even have a butt
It is never ending
Everywhere i turn i am bombarded with ads
By the way
Thank you for listening
We have integrity
And we would never allow another ad on this album
However
We would love to thank John's special sauce
John's special sauce
Our dear sponsor
For saving the world
And my hemorrhoids