Brain Condom - Drunken Ninja Lyrics

Ninja
Ninja
Ninja
Ninja
Ninja
Ninja
Ninja
Shuriken
Ninja
Kunai
Ninja
Badass
Kun Fu
Ooooaaaaah
Sake mixed with wine for breakfast
Pour a glass and trip on a chair
While other people have trouble with hangovers
He has a better way to recover

Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is
Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is

Really pure Absinthe for Lunch
Throwing shurikens and missing all the time
Is he really stopping crime
Or is it all in his mind

Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is
Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is

Cognac, Whiskey plus Vodka for dinner
If you can't see them, They can't see you
If you can't master Ninjutsu
Liquid confidence will help you through
Aya

Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is
Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is

One day you'll be an awesome sensei
But you're still searching for you rosé
So what to do for midnight munchies
Gotta try something funky
Search in the bathroom, find Listerine
Chugging it makes you feel mighty clean

Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is
Drunken Ninja is drunk all the the time
Drunk all the time Drunken Ninja is