My friend Nancy reads a daily slur
And soon the world will end according to her
She believes in weird conspiracies
She yells a lot in varying degrees
She thinks water can turn into wine
And aliens are biding time
Nancy used to be a friend of mine
Oh Oh Nancy where did you go?
I think she's unwell, but what do I know?
She's my friend and I don't know what to do
I've tried but I can't get through
"Nancy, I'm not being rude
But your crazy beliefs have ruined the mood"
These days my friend Nancy talks with a hiss
Long ago she used to smile and was never like this
Feeding on a diet of fake believe
With uncertainty & fear she has taken her leave
Things changed from a social post
When Elvis smiled on someone's toast
And then she went and found the holy ghost
Oh Oh Nancy where did you go?
I think she's unwell, but what do I know?
She's my friend and I don't know what to do
I've tried but I can't get through
"Nancy, I'm not being rude
But your crazy beliefs have ruined the mood"