BPeasy - Kidnap Me, Santa Lyrics

It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken away
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken far away
Put me in your sleigh
Take me far away
Not sure I can fake it here another day
I really can't stay
Make my ticket one-way
Tell the reindeer I've got grass to pay
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken away
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken far away
Chimney's been unblocked
Doors are all unlocked
Feel a little cuckoo staring at the clock
I can barely wait
Better not be late
Why didn't you respond to my save the date?
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken away
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken far away
I know it will be cold
You'll get used to it I'm told
Keep me wrapped in blankets like a 1-year-old
Okay yes it's true
Haven't really thought this through
All I know is I need something new
Can't make toys but respect the mission
Think the elves could use a little supervision
Truth is Santa, I really dig you
Could you make room in your igloo?
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken away
It's the best time of year
To no longer be here
It's a nice time of day
To be taken far away