If you were a monkey
Raised inside a lab at NASA
And they sent you on a mission
To discover what's above us
What you found could not be foreseen
The most beautiful being in all the universe
So you went and fell in love
With a walrus from up above
NASA monkey my father he once said to me
Find yourself a beach and you'll be set free
For a thousand years I've searched the stars and found nothing but the sea
Maybe somewhere out in space, there's a beach for me
But my space ship only flies so fast
And I'm running out of time
I may never see land again
And I'll never free my mind
My mother was a walrus, and I'm a walrus too
She said son go spread your love, do the best you can do
A great beach-master you'll be someday, I know that's a fact
A galaxy beneath your thumb, can you imagine that
I've searched the galaxies near and far, planets far and wide
But I still have nothing, no beach of mine
No beach of mine