Bowling For Soup - Valentino Lyrics

She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, "would you please be mine?"
I sent her flowers and some candy, yeah
She opened em up and said, "you're tryin to make fat"

Now i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend
yeah i.....i.....i.....just want someone to make me laugh
i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend
i.....i.....i.....just want someone to laugh at me

Not too smart, not too tall, likes to watch t.v. and play basketball

I bought a car and i let her drive it, yeah
she opened the doors and said, "oh bother this is red"
I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah
She opened em up and said, "i can't believe you're so stupid"

Now i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend
yeah i.....i.....i.....just want someone to make me laugh
i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend
i.....i.....i.....just want someone to laugh at me

Not too smart, not too tall, likes to watch t.v. and play basketball

Now i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend
yeah i....i.....i.....just want someone to make me laugh
i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend
i.....i.....i.....just want somoen to laugh at me

Yeah i, just want her to look at me, yup
I, just want her to talk to me
I won't ever make her wash my car, no
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
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