Candy's waiting tables down at Locals from five till 11
Locals come on Thursday for their supper and they get there by seven
Casanova sits among the old men, but she doesn't pay attention to him
She just thinks about her mic and she wonders when they're coming in
It's another lonely Friday, karaoke plays, it's all she can hear
The street's about to settle, but it sounds just like he's been drinking beer
Everybody turns to Francis and Jim, they all want some assistance from him
Chris just wants a good time, so he sleeps back in the car for a spin
It's one night, he's done gone wrong, nobody likes sleeping alone
He just ran out of time, awake again, he's gone on the phone
He calls when she needs somebody else, and the heart that's been put on the shelf
He's been waiting for another to shine, and he comes along
The girls out there are shaking your hand, he might not be your biggest fan
Please time to guess who can pay the $50 bill
If that doesn't sit with you right, you ought to try the pork chops tonight
The piece of Vegas won't make right in a glass of tea
Mikey was a player back when players didn't have it so cool
It was Kenny that he dated until that day she made him a fool
We all told him she was too old for him, but age was just a number for them
So he took off with Kenny and they moved on to another school
Mikey's done gone wrong, nobody likes sleeping alone
He just ran out of time, awake again, he's gone on the phone
We're all wishing we were somebody else, and the heart that's been put on the shelf
We're all waiting for our moment to shine, and he comes along
Guitar solo
Kenny's waiting tables down in low floors from five to 11
Guitar solo