DWARF TOSSIN'
Words and music by Jonathan Lee Rosner
Hey Snow White
Wanna go out tonight
Gonna take you to a place
Make you feel alright
This cruel world just ain't for me
I wanna cry, you see
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
Oh yeah, I just wanna have some fun
And when I'm throwin' and bowlin'
I feel number one
Darts and pool
Ain't enough for me
I need more, you see
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
I gotta go dwarf tossin'
Midget bowlin'
It makes me feel good
When I throw a little dude
No one can stop me
In a midget bowlin' mood
Hey little guy, hey little guy
Hey little guy, hey little guy
Hey little guy, hey little guy
Bye bye little guy
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