If you're a critic and you can't be specific
And you just won't admit it, well then you
You might be a dipshit if you're a bigot and you're so forgiving
If you screw up and say you didn't, well then you
You might be a dipshit if you're addicted to being a shithead
A moron, narcissistic, well then you
You might be a dipshit if you nag for no reason to make yourself look bigger
A dipshit go figure, well then you
You might be a dipshit if you're acting different to display a certain image
Not only are you an idiot, well then you
You might be a dipshit
Can't mind your business and you just won't quit it
If you're broken and cannot fix it, well then you
You might be a dipshit
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