Boris The Bandit - Wade In The Dark Lyrics

I'm the son
Not the daughter
Of he who walks
In shallow water
The bullet fled the barrel like all things penile
Cause this old man of mine's going damn near senile
The old dog, he sure likes to bark
So I took off
And left Wade in the dark
I was nasty, mean, and unfair
Like god forbid him
And I didn't care
The blood runs red and rings through my ears
With all of the shit that occurred through the years
He's a man with the teeth of a shark
Now he be damned to wade in the dark
You want the truth?
I'll tell you the truth
You're distorted
Rash
Bitter
Vain and uncouth
I'm giving you my eye so you can see the trail
Maybe it'll lead us from the belly of this whale
And it'll burn like the sun was a spark
Am I the asshole that Wade's in the dark?