Whoa oh I gotta pee so bad
This long ass car ride is driving me f*cking mad
We've been on the road for seven damn hours
If you don't pull over now you're gonna get a peepee shower
This entire trip just totally sucks
Cuz I got so much peepee stored inside my nuts, yeah
Who's idea was it to go camping anyway
I'd rather have stayed home and played games all day, alright
I swear my bladder is about to pop
Just pull the f*ck over that next rest stop, that's right
Oh I just pray that the bathroom's not full
Because I am on the verge of losing control
Peepee drop, let's go
Aaaah