Cold and aloof
And austere and uncouth
And that constant refrain that goes
Why don't you just smile love
Well my teeth are all crooked
And I look better pensive
Anyway how do you know
That my dog ain't just been run over
I'm not the kind of girl who says I love you
In the morning
Like it's some kind of cereal box giveaway
But I may
On the right day
Whisper it in your ear
As if you're dreaming
No I'm not the kind of girl who says I love you
So if you're needy
Then don't come near me
'Cause I may
On the right day
Whisper in your ear
That I am leaving
Less pink gloss and fairies
No my legs are hairy
And if that's all that you're looking at
Well I don't wanna know you either
Well I'm older and wiser
An emotional miser
I'm keeping the walls up
Til the prince arrives with his bulldozer
I'm not the kind of girl who says I love you
In the morning
Like it's some kind of cereal box giveaway
But I may
On the right day
Whisper it in your ear
As if you're dreaming
No I'm not the kind of girl who says I love you
So if you're needy
Well don't come near me
'Cause I may
On the right day
Whisper in your ear
That I am leaving
No I'm not the kind of girl who says I love you
In the morning
Like it's some kind of cereal box giveaway
But I may
On the right day
Whisper it in your ear
As if you're dreaming
No I'm not the kind of girl who says I love you
Because let's face it
No-one's ever said it to me