Bongo Billy - Bongo Basement Lyrics

Yeehaw!
Bongo Billy
I'm acting really silly
I'm just doing what I can
I'm just trying to share my business
On the move
Yeah I'm making moves
Doing what I can
Caring what I do
Back in my town like I'm Farmer John
Then I'm back smoking at the Parthenon
Doing what I can I ain't stressing
Trying to show the people my direction

Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise, yeehaw
Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise, yeehaw

Sleeter Skinny I'm just doing what I can
Never run from the cops
I ain't the gingerbread man
Shit, I'm on the beat
Eating pork rind 'cause I'm feeling sweet today
I'm drinking Dr. Pepper
Sleeter skinny he's a doctor yessir
He's gonna cut you up like a surgeon
He's gonna show you all of this laundry detergent
We don't need it 'cause we got manure
I'm rapping 'cause I'm hot for sure
Everybody knows I'm a big cow nerd
Never eat a cow turd
That's for the slow people
Driving a tractor, I'm not an actor
Yeah, no my name ain't Tom Cruise
But I do have an aunt
Who can't cruise
In a four-wheel vehicle
Because she lost one eye
To hysterical people
Thinking she was a witch
Ain't that a bitch
Man, I just think that sometimes I'm too sweet for this shit

Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise, yeehaw
Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise
Been spending most our lives
Living in a bongo paradise

Marty Mariachi on the beat
I got chachkis on my keychain
I'm autotuned like T-Pain
And I bring the pain
When I put my fist to your brain
Or when I hit you with my tractor
Or my pickup
It don't matter, yeehaw
I'm riding on a cow
Through the country
Got my gun on me
Shooting at all the bunnies