I came on my coat
I came on my clothes
How did this happen?
I don't know
It's the memories fighting against me now
I can't explain how
But I'm gonna give it a go
I was just sitting home watching porn
Except it's not really porn, it's just some pictures I got from Facebook
But I was just sitting alone in my room
And I didn't know what to do
Therefore I thought it might be a good idea to masturbate
But I did not think of my need to ejaculate
All this semen inside my penis
Spew right out with a splash
I came on my coat
I came on my clothes
How did this happen?
Now you know
It's the memories from whence i saw something new
That's what made my penis spew
Well I'm about to pack it in again
When I ask myself what the hell I was doing
I'm feeling so ashamed
Who would ever watch that thing
But just the second before I wrapped it up
To my surprise I hear the door knob
I see my mother with my hand on my boner
And that's the second I came
I came on my coat
I came on my clothes
How did this happen?
Well, everybody knows
It's the memories from whence I got caught up in the nude
I hope I'm not getting jacked to, by another dude