I can't help it but notice
Everywhere I look I see them
With their tiny squished up faces
Don't take them to public places
But worse than that, the worst by far
Is showing me them when they're not there at all
I don't want to see
Any pictures of your kids
I don't want to see any pictures of your kids
Not now, or here, or anywhere
We know you think they're special
Tiny versions of yourself
Parading them around in public
We get it, you guys f*ck
But worse than that, the worst by far
Is showing me them when they're not there at all
And I'll never want to see
Your little bratty sex receipts