Walked into a bar, to buy myself a drink
In strolled this little sweetheart, she said, Sam, whaddaya think
I said, not too bad, but my gal here
She'd blow you away, any day of the year
She's my unicycle, and her drinks are always cheap
Her favorite's an oil-margarita, and she never needs sleep
She's only got one wheel, but has a heart of steel
When we roll from town to town, folks all know the deal
They say, there goes Sam, and his one true love
Like a match made in heaven, balance sent from above
She's my unicycle, and we're steady as she goes
Through rain, wind, sleet, and snow, everybody knows
Oh, unicycle Sam, you're a one wheel fellow
Rolling through this world, cool, chill, and mellow
With your gal by your side, you're never alone
In this crazy old world, you've found your one wheeled home
She's got no brakes, but we never need to slow down
In every little blues bar, and every two wheeled town
They say, how do you do it with just one wheel
I say, well, it's love, it's love, baby, and this is the real deal
She's my unicycle, always by my side
Through every twist and turn, she's my ride or die
Oh, unicycle Sam, you're a one wheel fellow
Rolling through this world, cool, chill, and mellow
With your gal by your side, you're never alone
In this crazy old world, you've found your one wheeled home
There's always nights when the road gets rough
With my unicycle and me, we've got more than enough
We'll keep on rolling on, no matter the grade or test
In this one wheeled life, we're two doing our best
So if you see me coming, you'd better make way
Team Unicycle Sam is here to stay
With a drink in my hand and my gal in tow
We're riding high, and we'll never go slow
Oh, unicycle Sam, you're a one wheel fellow
Rolling through this world, cool, chill, and mellow
With your gal by your side, you're never alone
In this crazy old world, you've found your one wheeled home
There's always nights when the road gets rough
There's always nights when the road gets rough
Walked into a bar, to buy myself a drink