Well you've been sayin' that I'm no good
That I just up and left
You slandered my name
You tried your best
To make it look good on yourself
Well speakin' of dirt and trash my dear
You're a ring-tailed lemur
'Cause when it comes to slingin' mud, babe
I've slung with the best of the slingers
When I walk out of this courtroom
With the kids and final decree
You'll wish you'd never started
This cheatin' little game with me
You'll be known as a loser
I'll be known as a winner
'Cause when it comes to slingin' mud, babe
I've slung with the best of the slingers
When I walk out of this courtroom with the kids
You'll be the one to blame
You'll be stripped of your halo
And crowned with your past of shame
You'll be known as a loser
I'll be known as a winner
'Cause when it comes to slingin' mud, babe
I've slung with the best of the slingers