Bobby Saffron - Christian Camp Lyrics

Age fourteen I went to christian camp
For the honeys
But they didn't come for me
So we enjoyed activities like
Sniffing out the holy wine
And drinking til we're well baptised oh shit
Do you hear footsteps by the tent?
Well Jesus Christ that was a close one, we nearly got done
If the vicar's right, drinking is sinful and I've had a tinful
And it's fair to say, that we were surprised, when the vicar kissed us goodnight
Oh Jesus Christ, that was a close call, we nearly got caught
Oooh
Yowzer
Err
Amen
On the day that Jesus died
We got cigarettes inside
A 20 pack of Marlboro red
Coughing til we went to bed oh shit
Do you hear footsteps by the tent?
Well Jesus Christ that was a close one, we nearly got done
If the vicar's right, smoking is sinful and I've had a lungful
And it's fair to say, that we were surprised, when the vicar kissed us goodnight
Oh Jesus Christ, that was a close call, we nearly got caught
But nothing's ever as it seems
When were hanging in the teepee
A thousand people prayed for me
What happened is a mystery
I was lifted to the sky
And still to this day I don't understand the why
Ooooh la la la, ooooh la la la
Ooooh praise Allah, ooooh I mean Father
Ooooh la la la, ooooh la la la
Ooooh praise Allah, ooooh I mean Father
Oooh
Huh
Who's ur daddy?
Amen