[ Featuring Robert H Mollohan II ]
Dingleberry Carrot Dangler
Bobby Gun
Watch out for the man, watch out for the man, watch out for the man, man, watch out...
Watch out for the man who dangles a carrot, worse than the Bibles Judas Iscariot
He promise you a garden just do what he say, but when your work is finished instead of hard earned pay with his hand upon his heart, he makes another pledge
Cause he's a Carrot Dangler, no good flimflammer like to bust his head with a hammer, a fleecer and a scammer, hot damn, hoary hot damn, another Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, that's right I said it folks, somebody had to, another gosh darn, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler...
Watch out for the man, watch out for the man, watch out for the man, man, watch out...
Watch out for the man calling on your pocket phone, not minding manners and pushing you along, he pries for information his compliments are cheap, and when he gets what he wants stealing your identity, the kindness of a strangers trust, its all so god damn humiliating
Cause he's a Carrot Dangler, no good flimflammer like to bust his head with a hammer, a fleecer and a scammer, hot damn, hoary hot damn, another Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, like me or love me I calls it like I sees it, another gosh darn, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler...
Watch out for the man, watch out for the man, watch out for the man, man, watch out...
Watch out for the man with stars in his eyes, delusions of grander and colorful lies, he'll fool you into power that strut upon the stage, when you finally realize his charade is but a ruse, he's sold you up the river and then blames it on the news
Cause he's a Carrot Dangler, no good flimflammer like to bust his head with a hammer, a fleecer and a scammer, hot damn, hoary hot damn, another Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, there he goes, keep on walking man, I know your kind, another gosh darn, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler, Dingleberry Carrot Dangler...
Dangler...