Well it's an overcast night with a chance of rain
He runs the comb once more through his thinning mane
He hid his ring at home where it can't be found
And close the door behind him with barely a sound
He's out for some action...now he's the main attraction
Wed man walking yeah the ladies are talkin' 'bout a wed man walkin'
Thinks he's the star of the show
That left hand tan line's like an active land mine
And he's checking his watch just like he's out on parole
Now here's a watering hole where the lights are dim
He knows he's looking good as he swaggers in
He does a fast headcount then he finds a spot
Where the beer is cold but the ladies are hot
It's no surprise, they roll their eyes..
At the wed man walking yeah the ladies are talkin' 'bout a wed man walkin'
Thinks he's the star of the show
He's tall and he's handsome, but so are his grandsons
But that's just a little thing nobody needs to know
He thinks he knows all the lines
He thinks he knows a woman's mind
But they can smell it like his cheap cologne
This one's got a wife at home
Wed man walking yeah the ladies are talkin' 'bout a wed man walkin'
Thinks he's the star of the show
That left hand tan line's like an active land mine
And he's checking his watch just like he's out on parole