Bobby Caputo - Two Timing in 3/4 time Lyrics

Well I met her on a dance floor
She was yelling for a 34
We danced right through the encore
And then we waltzed down the aisle in June
But the ending of this dittyit isn't fair and isn't pretty
Cos' she'd been two-timing me in 3 quarter time
She told me she was restless
Went to see her mom in Texas
But she took her dancin' dresses
So I went to her favorite bar
I found her waltzin' on the hardwood
With some boy in his first childhood
Yeah she'd been two-timing me in 3 quarter time
But why with the waltz and not with a samba
That was our dance now we're out of time
Well I hear she's moved on from
The kid who looked like her son
I hear she's with a lesbian
I hope she's happy and will just stay put
I don't go out much these days
Just stay home and watch Tom Delay
And hope someone two times in in 3 quarter time
Come on Tom
Dance with the stars
Fall down