Bob E Kelly - Stay the Fuck at Home Lyrics

The world has caught a virus
So I've written you a poem
We need your help to cure it
So stay the F*ck at home

And if you have got 12 kids
Or you're living on your own
Lock it down and isolate
And stay the F*ck at home

If you think you're not at risk here
You're living in a dome
It spreads faster than a hooker's legs
So stay the F*ck at home

I need the gym
I need the beach
I hear you bitch and moan
You need to grow a brain cell
And stay the F*ck at home

But I feel fine
I don't feel sick
I'll go out on my own
How thick are you, you selfish prick?
Please just stay the F*ck at home

From LA through to Berlin
From Wuhan through to Rome
There's people dying everyday
So stay the F*ck at home

If you need to contact family
Use Facebook, Skype, or phone
We've got the F*cking internet
So stay the F*ck at home

The only way to slow it down is isolate not roam
Please help the world get back on track
And stay the F*ck at home

Stay the F*ck at home
Stay the F*ck at home
Don't you be a F*cking dick
Please stay the F*ck at home

Lyrics by Chris Franklin
Revised slightly by REK