Bo Burnham - Oh Bo Lyrics

Intro:
I feel like hip hop,
used to be a voice for the voiceless
and now it's become at least in the mainstream
a symbol of masogeny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility
so I figure,
if you can't beat em, join em

Verse
Hit the club up VIP
I got a fake mustache and a fake ID
I look like wooly willy
with a really wooly willy and I
bypass the bouncer
pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowzer
look at all of Bo's ho's
looking for a ride on Bo's O's so I
Spot a little latino
booty so big call it Oprah's ego
we go to it through it
she says dios mio mi amigo
Pull it out, stick it in your mouth
and I bust in the back of ya
swallow bitch, there's people starving in Africa

Chorus
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
though I swear I'm straight,
I'd make them fellas say
Oooh Bo
Ooooh Bo
Ooooh Bo


Verse
You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top
be careful cherry cause Im the king of pop
Pop pop goes my weasel
I'll have ya looking like Jackson Pollock's easel
Ugh my suggestion is


you don't blow til you know what congestion is
swallow when you know what digestion is
follow Bo, only question is
have you been splattered before
by the mad-hatter matador
cake-batter never more
it don't matter weather you're
Spanish, French, Sweedish or Cambodian
I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon


Chorus
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay,
though I swear I'm straight
I'd make them fellas say
Ooooh Bo

Verse
You think that you can handle me
girl don't make me laugh
my junk is bipolar
it will split you in half
I said, and if you're lucky
I might just bring you home
and I'll have you going down
like you're growing an extra chromosome
And when you love me,
don't grab me by the buns
cause I got a bad case of the ruunnnns
I got the runs
I got the ru-u-u-uuuns


Chorus


I wanna break it down for ya'll