Blood Brigade - Hendon Chick Lyrics

I met this real fit lass who had no teeth
A cracking pair of tits and a bush underneath
Told me that she wasn't a wife
F*ck, I haven't came so fast in my life
Woke up next morning next to that sexy bitch
What is this, my cock started to itch
Her room, it stunk like garlic kebab
I went to the doctors and now

I have the clap
I have the clap
I have the clap
I have the clap

I went to the bar to have a drink
Got so drunk I puked over the sink
This big old lass asked if I was single
My confidence high, I was ready to mingle
Sat down, my head all over the place
Beer goggles couldn't let me look at her face
Never thought it was gonna be this bad
Pulled off her wig and I found out

She was a lad
She was a lad
She was a lad
She was a lad

I went to the club the next night
Tons of pussy, what a sight
Saw this girl standing at the bar
Looked at her arse and thought cheers, thanks, ta
Danced to the tunes, saw her eyes shine
She whispered to me lets go back to mine
Thrown her on the bed, let's do this shit
I grabbed her tits and f*cked

This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
I f*cked this Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
She's got the clap
No more fap
This Hendon Chick
She's got the clap
She was a lad
She's got the clap
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
This Hendon Chick
She's got a dick
This Hendon Chick