Blink-182 - I Wont Be Home For Christmas Lyrics

this songs about christmas and how you have to like all the assholes
that you hate every other day in the year
like me
its about my family
its called daddy daddy please
your not depressed its ok, your not really my demographic
well f*ck you!
right, cause hes got a vagina

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

Well, I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
x6

I so have attitude
Isnt it beautiful with the snow and all the funny shit and then the snow
What if this is all a little tiny sperm? Sperm
Ahh thats disgusting
sperm rating show
plastic snow heres another new song
hey wait hold on a second there
sorry tom everyone give it for tom, tom the hardest man on the show
cause hes looks like a...
you have no idea how many people i had to sleep with to get here, him
and him, just joking we're not gay