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Blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics



Blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard Lyrics
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It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two f*cking presents
It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two f*cking presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*cking hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*cking hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always f*cking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
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It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two f*cking presents
It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two f*cking presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*cking hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven f*cking hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always f*cking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
[ Correct these Lyrics ]
Writer: Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, Travis Barker
Copyright: Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.

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