Ollie sterns with the vaseline
Pouring out the gasoline
Its dazzling
Better run he's got the magazine
He's loading up the cartridge
Empty on the partridge family
He's rashing up i think he's got an allergy
Pupatella i gotta go tell 'em
I fell in love with a girl first name was Bella
You need a fella? ill give you salmonella
She can suck on my balls if she's craving mozzarella
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Now i'm starting to feel like Helen Keller
'Cus i cant tell which one is better better
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Now i'm starting to feel like Helen Keller
'Cus i cant tell which one is better better
Charlie King loves his pancakes he eats them with the butter
I gave him a handshake now he's dating my mother
Charlie likes girls that stutter
Sucking on a cow udder the stocks going under
Jay Boyel got me bonkers
Said i was a dinker but i really am a donker
Man these girls got the honkers
Please let me inspect i'll be your doctor
When i'm doing dishes bitch i'm the f*cking monster
(Monster, Justin blew the trumpet at the concert)
I cant sleep at night
I count sheep despite
I trip on acid till i'm flaccid took a terabyte
I'm on the seventh flight and i might just plummet
Down to the sounds of the pearly gate trumpets.
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Now i'm starting to feel like Helen Keller
'Cus i cant tell which one is better better
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Mozzarella mozzarella and the cheddar
Now i'm starting to feel like Helen Keller
'Cus i cant tell which one is better
(Justin blew the trumpet at the concert)