You never know just when they're coming
You never know where you will be
But wherever you are, you can't keep them down
They make quite a sound from your tummy
They're
Hiccups, hiccups, they're such a surprise
Hiccups, hiccups, it takes twenty tries
To get rid of them, that is
So you make all your friends try to scare you
They all do their best and say boo
And a minute goes by
And you let loose a sigh
Cause you're feeling sure they've stopped bothering you
Hiccups, hiccups, they haven't gone yet
Hiccups, hiccups, they're no fun to get
So you take a big drink of some water
Twenty four ounces or more
Now your stomach is stuffed but it wasn't enough
And you wonder what good all that water was for
Hiccups, hiccups, still coming strong
Hiccups, hiccups, it's taking so long
So you've come down to your last method
And this is the last verse I'll sing
It's mighty long shot
But it's all that you've got
So you fill up your lungs and stop breathing
Ah
Hiccup