"Weekends I drive around Kuala Lumpur... KL's shopping complexes are great. But suddenly, I felt I was in China."
Yo, Blackpaw on the track, jalan jalan slow,
Air-cond chill in the malls, let's go!
"Bigger than London, better than Tokyo,"
But Chinese signs? Uncle's like, "Oh no!"
Unity goals? Bro, what's the deal?
Signboards shock you? That's surreal.
Bahasa Melayu's still the pride,
But chill-lah, makan dulu, don't divide.
"All the signboards are in Chinese and English!"
Relax, lah, what's the wish?
Bahasa ada, but flows are mixed,
It's Malaysia-lah, jangan conflict!
Blackpaw back, uncle, what's the scene?
Signboard issues-same ol' routine?
Quit the noise, uncle, take a nap,
While rakyat enjoy their shopping lap.
Big China font, little translation,
Tourists datang-it's good for the nation.
Malls are for makan, tak payah gaduh,
Just rojak spirit, satu hati, let's terus!
Big fonts, small fonts, who really cares?
As long as teh tarik's still everywhere.
Bahasa kuat, takkan hilang,
Multiracial unity-we all belong.
"All the signboards are in Chinese and English!"
Relax, lah, what's the wish?
Bahasa ada, but flows are mixed,
It's Malaysia-lah, jangan conflict!
"Our national language is Malay, so why...?"
Blackpaw says: no stress, makan kuih.
KL's malls? Air-cond dreams,
Signboards fine, makan ice-cream.