Birote the Musical - Lola la Mokosa Lyrics

Behind the 99 cents store
A little girl called my dog ugly
Yes it hurt my feelings
I guess I'm not as tough as I look
I held my dog
In my buff brown arms
And shed a lil tear
And i walked home
The short way home
My dog isnt ugly, just one of his legs is a little shorter than the other
Lola la mokosa with her tiny judgemental forehead
By the bus stop i saw Lola's older brother Jake doing community service
Jake saw me
And pulled out his house keys
White powder on the tip of his keys
He says this is called kitty
Now here take this
I snorted it up my nose and felt nothing
My feet turned into Aretha Franklin voice
Charcoal leather feathers lined in the funny feelings in my throat
Where did my dog go?
I couldnt find my dog anywhere
Jake held out what he called 2CE he said "here take this you'll feel better right away
I put it under my tounge
Jake watched and smiled
Lola showed up and saw me ripping my shoe
She sat next to Jake and they watched my fate
My penial gland was a red carpet for sea otters
My fingers became the falling brown sky
F*ck
I looked around to see where my dog went
The 2CE rubbed on the kitty up in my nose
I felt my life end in La Chilendrinas voice