Birote the Musical - Freddie the Cholo and I, the Squid Lyrics

Well the squid tells me that I can't play the trumpet even tho
The shy sensitive poet that this world has turn me into
Actually writes poetic brass lines while I can play the pendejo ass trumpet
Furthermore I believe that this narration inspired by
This bothersome squid has indeed shut the heck up please
Has indeed smeared the deep meaning of this heart warming song
Since I can play the darn tootin trumpet
When the cholo approaches me
His shirt is like 3 of my shirt
Its very big
Its vergy big
And he's approaching me
And he looks
Not pleased
The cholo slapped my head he says I'm too loud
His big shaved head stared me down made me a mutt
My obnoxious voice it made him howl
Careful what you say the large cholo said
Maybe I was a little mean to that nice german lady
Maybe all she wanted to do was help me
Seeping thru my guts it made my heart darker
My evil heart heard by Freddie the cholo
He stole my cup and he threated my life
Just to defend the german lady I harassed
My obnoxious voice it made him howl
Weeks later that dumbass cholo got f*cking jumped
Seems wrong my fingers start to turn into forgotten hands
Seems wrong where do these evil thoughts come from
Seems wrong my stomach laughed at the cholo's pain
Seems wrong my heart cries for the cholos pain
Seems wrong