A chef can change his spots
Yet muddy packs can make his skin tight
Though cooks can spoil the broth
Some leopards cannot make it taste right
Stretchy unmarked skin has a puss mound deep within
Soapy soapy mops are a useless ploy to me
You're a superstar
Hello you're a superstar
Good civilian dress
Makes it hard to see the real man
On the inside you're a mess
Yet on the outside watch your step
Stretchy unmarked skin has a puss mound deep within
Yellow streaky tops are a decent sign to me
You're a superstar
Hello you're a superstar
A house made out of cards
It isn't just a good investment
If the brick that make the pack
Are waterproof and fire resistant
Don't go feeling down if your mates stop coming round
It just means they've probably drowned where breathing's rarely done.
You're a superstar
Hello you're a superstar
You're a superstar
Hello you're a superstar