Now it all seems to start with one of them nights
Where one pint just turns into five
Five pints into shots and bombs
Getting carried away by carrying on
I got a taste for it
It's dangerous
I didn't aim for it and now I'm out all night
For the sake of it
It takes the mick
It's not a quiet one mate a quiet lie
In the pubs with the workies
Birds in their 30s
Saying it's the weekend feels like a Thursday
Aniseed and redbull never felt so dirty
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
And everybody's out on the same old bandwagon
Lads in a photo just to get the badge in
Next thing you know 2 ton goes
When they try impress all the lads by trying to get a wag in
It's embarrassing
Weirdest gaff I've ever been
Walls all stained with pure nicotine
Selling scratchcards out the old fag machine
Footy on the telly that's older than me
I ain't seen nothing like it
I swear to God you couldn't write it
And the SIA say if you're coming in then there's no f*cking fighting
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
Quiet one mate a quiet lie
It's not a quiet one mate a quiet lie
He'll tell you all his stories about the YBS
On a casual night out down the working men's
Spent 3 grand to look his best
To go out and pull a bird in a primark dress
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie
Na na na na na na na na quiet one mate a quiet lie