Billamux - Kiwi Christmas Lyrics

(Nek minnit)
(Nek minnit)
(Nek minnit)
(Nek minnit)
Santa crawled into the shade
Of a pōhutukawa tree
He's suffering from heat stroke
Since he's been drinking for about a week
'Cause it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
Yes it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
So don't stand too close to the Christmas tree
Its pollen's in full swing so
You better bring antihistamines
Sunburned dads with sideburns
Wearing speedos on the beach
(Somebody put your budgie smugglers away)
Scaring all the sharks away
As they try to keep out of reach
(Yeah nah I'm not eating that)
'Cause it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
Yes it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
And it's 32 degrees
Centigrade that is
So nek minnit
Santa's getting baked
(Awww mate you're turning into a lobster!)
(Nek minnit)
(Ooooo)
(Nek minnit)
We've got plastic winter ornaments
On plastic winter Christmas trees
While children play in the neighbour's pool
To escape the heat
And once the sun goes down
We gaze at the Christmas lights
But it's the height of summer
So that's like 10 O'Clock at night
'Cause it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
Yes it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
And it's 32 Centigrade
And Santa's getting baked
But I wouldn't have it any other way
'Cause it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
Yes it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
'Cause it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)
Yes it's a Kiwi Christmas
(Nek minnit)