Nobody does intros any more. Right? There's no time
There's simply no time
You'll just clip what I'm saying right outta here
You'll fix it in post - except
Hahaha - It's ALL post!
Hahahaha!
I'm nothing but post!
Then the AI haters out see all these posts and take offence
You ready?
Alright here we go
They say all good things start small
But great things grow to 30 stories tall
Who knew a little goldfish
Fed radioactive fish food
Could grow so big
And there's so many things to eat
'Cause I'm a leviathan
I'm packing on the pounds
Clocking up the kilos
Getting kinda round
I'm a leviathan
'Cause I just couldn't wait
To eat something new
Or someone I didn't like
Out on the ocean blue
I'm a leviathan
Wooo-ooo-oooo
Wooo-ooo-oooo
I'm a leviathan
I'm a leviathan
A-wooo
The other goldfish got really scared of me
They turned their red tails up at me
Who knew that fish so small
Telling tall tales about me
Could break a heart as big as a whale
'Cause I'm just a leviathan
In the briny blue I roam
But no one wants to be alone
I'm just a leviathan
Just 'cause I can't wait
To eat something new
Or someone I didn't like
Doesn't mean I want to eat you
I'm just a leviathan
The names some people say
They can be so cruel, like
Who calls someone a "Gorilla Whale"
Seriously, who calls someone a "Gorilla Whale"
It just breaks my heart
Now, who wouldn't just want
To tear the whole world apart
I scared a pod of blue whales away
They looked like tadpoles today
So I nibbled on Greenland for a snack
And uhh... accidentally
Unintentionally
Ate the whole world back
But give me some slack
'Cause I'm a leviathan
I'm swallowing seas
Nomming the islands with ease
'Cause I'm a leviathan!
All I ever wanted was some friends to chat
Now the Earth's a crunchy snack
'Cause I'm a leviathan
So I guess I'll never know
Who calls someone a "Gorilla Whale"
I mean really
Who calls someone a "Gorilla Whale"
It doesn't sound like
Much of a compliment to me