Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Santa Claus ain't coming for your gift
It's the grinch bitch coming to you with a sack of shit
Hey, I'm sure your parents sleeping and so is you
Got some cyanide for the whole pack of you
Mmm, I got some lead for your heads
If you tryna stay awake, you better stay in your beds
I hate Christmas, I hate Jesus and crowded malls
I hate gifts, hate America, I hate Montreal
Last Christmas